چند روزی نبودم امیدوارم منو ببخشید.اما حالا با چند تا جوک اومدم.امیدوارم خوشتان بیاید.اگر هم هر کدوم رو متوجه نشدید، بگید. چون به هر حال زبون مادریمون که نیست. راستی نظرتون درباره جکها چیه؟ اگر جالب نیست دیگه جوک ننویسم. به هر حال تصمیم گیری با خودتونه.

A: When I stand on my head the blood rushes to my head, but when I stand on my feet the blood doesn't rush to my feet. Why is this?

B: It's because your feet aren't empty.

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."

Q: Why did the man throw his watch out of the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.

This one should be spoken.
Q: How many legs does an ant have?
A: Two, the same as an uncle.
(HINT: ant = aunt)

I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.

Teacher: Rumiko, be careful your purse is open. Someone might take your money!
Rumiko: Oh, no. I left it open so I can get more money.
Teacher: How can you get more money?
Rumiko: The weather report said we would have some change in our weather!
 

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